B Knocked Up…Damn!


“A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also [said] that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.

Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.”

This should really come as no surprise here. That hush-hush matrimony move was sooooooo shotgun. All jokes aside, we congratulate the two. And although Solange has doubts about Bey’s motherhood skills, we know she’ll be up to the task.

Hola Hovito you lucky camel looking ma’fucka…oh wait I kinda look like dude.

-Kemetik

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